The Mango

The Mango is a sex move which originated from north korean immigrants who escaped from NK and travelled to Hong Kong on immigrant boats. The people who perform this sacred sex ritual are banned from entering either South Korea or North Korea due to their exccesively high gayness levels. Better luck next year guys.

William: Hey Eric, lets do the Mango.
Eric: Hell yeah biatch, your house or mine?
William: Lets do it on the roof of the school!
Eric: HELL YESSS.

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The Mango

After a guy has sex and is too lazy to take a shower, he washes his balls in the bathroom sink. To do this, he climbs up and begins balancing himself on the sink...splashing water on his nuts and mimicking the Saturday Night Live character Mango's mannerisms and noises in front of the mirror.

Usually works only with 1 nighter's, which is self-explanatory.

After I got done fucking, I was too drunk to take a shower, but I did The Mango and now my junk is clean.

I did The Mango after I fucked this chick at the club, now she doesn't now if I was joking, or I'm certifiably retarded.

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mango mango

1. An expression for "Let's go to the next gallery, this one's boring."

1. Enough of this crap. Mango mango.

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Mango

THE BEST FRIUT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. IT TASTE LIKE JUICY APPLES BUT BETTER. YOU THINK BIG BANANAS ARE GOOD TASTE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. GET IT RIGHT.

“omg that girl is probably eats mangos cause shes so thicc”

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Mango

THE GREATEST FUCKING FRUIT EVER. THIS SWEET YELLOW/GREEN SON OF A GOD WILL MAKE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER. THE MANGO IS SO SUPERIOR, NORTH KOREA CONSIDERS IT A FUCKING GOD ALONGSIDE KIM-JONG-UN. EAT THIS FRUIT AND YOU WILL GO TO A SWEET, FRUITY HEAVEN. IT IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVERYDAY APPLES, PINEAPPLES, AND THOSE OTHER BORING FRUITS I DON'T LIKE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BORING!

I like mangoes.

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Mango

Only the greatest fucking fruit on the planet

Hey bro, that fruit looks so trash unlike Mango

I wish I was a Mango

Go fuck a Mango

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Mango

A name for your special someone who you love very much. Used for someone who is sweet on the inside and outside like a mango

John: You're my mango and I love you
Brooke: I don't get it but I love you too!

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