The Padro

A fucking weeb. He plays too much sonic hentai, and worst of all...

isn’t sad that waluigi didn’t make it into smash. Beware the Padro. If you spot a wild Padro, please call the proper authorities scoobmaster69@zoinkers.com

He can also make too much pizza

Izzy: OMG!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT PADRO SAID ABOUT MY SENPAI WALUIGI?!?
Mariana: No? What did he say??
Izzy: He said that WALUIGI doesn’t FRICKING DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH!
M: WHAT?!? THE PADRO!! HE SERIOUSLY DOESN’T THINK THAT WALUIGI SHOULD BE IN SMASH?!

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padro

Short for panty dropper. Something or someone so phat, so dope, so snoop, so freakin' ON that the panties of all women who encouter it will simply fall to the ground.

That's one tricked-out, muther fukin' padro set of wheels!

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LIV PADRO

A beautiful bad ass independent. She doesn’t need anybody to help her and she doesn’t like to show weakness. And she sure as hell is not going to hell without a fight. She’s a bad ass at ball ( basketball, softball) not afraid to fight so don’t be dumb and challenge her!!! What a temper she has. She’s into Puerto Ricans so any white boy that comes to her away go away!!!! She’s also into boys that play sports...

Liv Padro is a bad ass Puerto Rican

Stay away from her and her man’s she knows how to fight