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when you rub your balls in your partner's face when they are on the computer, preferably when they are sending a letter to a senator or congressman or something else.
D: My husband is so busy with his campaign and that bitch. I need to cheer him up.
J: Give him The Travis.
D: Heck yea, it's gonna blow his mind!
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A small but angry closet homosexual whose ass waters if you whisper in his ear "cock, cock, cock".
Friend 1: Last night my boyfriend and I were attempting to copulate but I couldn't get wet!
Friend 2: You should have pulled "The Travis" on him.
Friend 1: What is "The Travis"?
Friend 2: It's when you whisper cock, cock, cock into his ear, it will make his ass water.....problem solved!!
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noun. fornicating with large, unattractive, triangulated bitches, in your roommates bed.
verb form : travised
i just performed the travis and shit my roommate is gonna be straight up pissed.
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Travis is smart, energetic, kind and extremely loyal. He will treat you right, and spoil the woman that is in his life. He is hilarious, making even the grumpiest of person gut laugh. He brightens any room he enters. However, do not fuck with this guy. If he sees injustice being done he will take it upon himself to righten the wrong. He is strong, devilishly handsome and quick on his feet making all the ladies in the room swoon and wish they were with him.
If you have a Travis in your life, you are one hell of a lucky person.
"dude do you know Travis?"
"Yeah dude, he is the coolest person I know."
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Travis is one of those nigga who don’t give a dam about Nothing I mean nothing the world could be about to blow up and that nigga could care less and all he do is sleep all the time and don’t get on this nigga bad Side then it will be hell on earth. King of not giving a fuck.
If that person is lazy as hell and don’t give a fuck there is a Travis
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Solid father figure. Is often too hard on himself and others.hes a fucking savage. Gaurdian angel that eases the most troubled souls and leads lost children through the darkness safely. Without even lifting a finger. A heart of gold hidden beneath badassery and a brooding stern dissapointing fatherly stare.. Intentional or not your a fucking roll model and a good one people look up to you mister and your loved.
Next look up ALWAYS
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Travis is a sophisticated, Loyal, beastly, handsome, freak and I’m talking in the good way (all night ladies all night) who cares very deeply for those close to him. To be with a Travis is to be on top of on top of the world. If you find this one in a million mythical creature carefully sculpted by god please marry him for your own good. Travis loves to please, however, he is not overly obsessive about being pleased. Travis may be reserved but strong, when I say strong I mean absolutely insane. Travis is the kind of guy that won’t let you split the bill, open the door or even have to get out of bed for breakfast because he will do it for you without wanting anything in return aside from love and affection. Some Travis’ may seem shy but don’t let this fool you, if they are quiet, not very outgoing and seemingly an introvert it’s because they don’t know you, but trust these types of Travis’ have the biggest personalities, they are party animals who are down for almost anything except for for something highly immoral. Travis can be the best Care Bear ever and is loyal to the very end without fault and extremely thoughtful of building a future while enjoying the present. Travis basically worships the ground you walk on if he loves you.
Stacy: oh my god Becky you remember Travis
Becky: Yeah
Stacy: he just proposed what should I say
Becky: that shouldn’t even be a question, marry him now
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