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Be advised, your woman of choice for the night MUST have long hair in order to perform this procedure "the Wookie" correctly. Also, you must save 2-3 days worth of Splooge packed in your bal bag for this one.. As she is on her knees gagging on your bulbous shaft, you must simultaneously ejaculate on her face and in her mouth. It is imperative that you cover her forehead and both cheeks along with filling her mouth with your jizzum.. At the same time you must swiftly grab her hair and toss it over to cover her face completely. The hair should stick to your man juice instantly.. at this time she will try to cuss you out, but the cum in her mouth will force a gargle that will resemble Chubaca.. Enjoy!
Dude! call me Hans Solo.. Last night I Wookied my Bitch and Space Docked her to keep with the theme... THE WOOKIE was great!
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another term for sex, especially when referring to it in the kitchen
Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Machoman is on a mission
Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Mumsillybabba, mumsillybabba
I'm so hot I'm always steaming
Baby baby you're not dreaming
More and more baby give me more
I'm a living microwave oven
Turn me on for a meal of loving
More and more baby give me more
Bubbling bubbling super beans
Splashing on my shirt and jeans
More and more baby give me more
Mixing trixing super drinks
I've got all the vitamins
More and more baby give me more
Machoman's food is so fine
Any day and any time
Let's do some
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One who travels from show to show with no money and sometimes, not all wooks, steal food, beer, whiskey, drugs, or anything they can trade for them. the wookie usaully stinks like ten year old funk and often have the same dirty clothes on since the last time you saw them. Evil wookies often sell fake drugs to support the free spirited lifestyle they live.
Did you see those wookies passed out on the trail
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A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)
Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.
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when someones head is rubbed against a guy's balls.
DUDE! John got wookied by Larry!
That's so nasty!!!!!!!!!
The term wookied is meant to be an other word for getting so drunk you can no longer see straight. At this point the person who has been drinking tries to impersonate the crazy noise the wookie makes in the Star Wars movies. This could also be used as an "warning" for other people that are around the drunk person.
Man, I was so wookied last night I dont know how i got home.
Dude, guess what...... I AM WOOKIED!!! (impersonates the sound)
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