The Reason

A song that was good until it got overplayed.

"All right, The Reason is on, I love this song!"

2 days later: "Oh shit, not The Reason again!"

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The Reason

(Abbrev)The Reason You're Not Skinning Up.

A game in which the object is to catch another person off guard by unwittingly coercing them into searching for "the reason you're not skinning up."

BEWARE: THIS GAME CAN BE HIGHLY ADDICTIVE AND INVASIVE TO YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.

1.Is there any particular reason you're not skinning up right now?
2.AMY - "What are you looking for?"
JEB - "The reason you're not skinning up."

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Reason

A justification to yourself for a bad decision.

I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .

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for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

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Reasons

Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.

The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.

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reason

to get together and exchange ideas; a conversation between two cool souls.

...yeah man, we gotta reason sometimes.

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Reason

The process by which people find out what is the truth. The opposite of faith.

Einstein discovered how relativity worked by using reason and thinking about it.

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