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therefore i am

A post-hardcore/rock band from Boston, Massachusetts on Equal Vision Records known for their energetic live show and ability to eat more fast food than God.

Therefore I Am likes facial hair variations.

by Kip Casper November 27, 2008

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I drink, therefore I am

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

by Da Sperminator April 8, 2011

56๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after heโ€™s infected with the coronavirus, โ€œI mask, therefore I am.โ€

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

27๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of xโ€“y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, โ€œI tweet, therefore I am,โ€ then Renรฉ Descartes can say โ€œI coordinate, therefore I am.โ€

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

291๐Ÿ‘ 376๐Ÿ‘Ž


I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirusโ€™s motto until its days on earth are numberedโ€”when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan โ€œI kill, therefore I am.โ€; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use โ€œI infect, therefore I am.โ€

by MathPlus February 22, 2021

76๐Ÿ‘ 127๐Ÿ‘Ž


I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024


Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024