this cat

said with a small grin when you must marvel at another guys ingenuity, stupidness, or ridiculousness, or any other idiocy

me: i'm tryna bang the hostess at the margarita bar. that makes a trifecta.

will: .... this cat...

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CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!

when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat

"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"

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Cat/Cats

Cats are real life gremlin bois who deserve all your love and cuddles

i love my little gremlin *points to confused cat*

cat/cats

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Cats

Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.

When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.

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Cats

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

I like cats

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Cats

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

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cat

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.

i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped

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