Three Mile Mark

Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.

Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.

EEF: "THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!"