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The Lamp

When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

by Norm M August 8, 2011

27πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


lamping

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

305πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


LAMP

Laughing At My Phone/PC

Depending on if you are looking at your phone or your PC screen, LAMP or lamping means to laugh at the content you are seeing.

(friend shares funny content)
You: LAMP

I was lamping when DrewGulliver was playing that game on Twitch.

by iLLHunter November 20, 2022

77πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


lamped

To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.

"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

169πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


lamp

verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)

Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')

See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.

What're you doing today?
Nothin', gonna chill at home and lamp

by elskiis December 4, 2010

284πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Lamp

When someone is doing something wrong or bad. It is the opposite of brush, rad, or sick.

That’s so lamp of you to not understand the meaning of this slang word!!!

by Rachisbrush November 2, 2021

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Lamp

To hit someone, especially in the face.

Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!

by ale July 17, 2003

839πŸ‘ 377πŸ‘Ž