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Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.
I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.
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when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....
How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.
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a car which is older, or anything vehicular that would be otherwise called a classic;
Victor: Hey Brian nice car, what is that?
Brian: Oh that's my Cadillac
Victor: Oh, nice time machine
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When you fuck up and you can't take it back, when you make a horrible mistake but you can't go back and change it. With a time machine you go back in time and fix your mistakes. You can take back things you said or did that have created problems in your future or present time. You can travel back in time and change something you did that affects your future a lot. Without a time machine your just screwed over and stuck. There nothing you can do but suffer and hope everything will work out.
1.)When your "with" a guy but not technicaly dating yet and he ends up fucking with your feelings and screwing you over.telling you he likes you so much but can't go out with you but goes out with another girl the next week. lieing to you and making you cry. dreading every minute you wasted with him.wanting to die rather than hear him talk about this new grilfriend or see them together. with a time machine,you can go back in time and advoid meeting him and having feelings for him.
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A sizeable stash of pornography built up over several decades, enabling you to relive the experiences of people who masturbated in those times.
Will Ferrell: "I still hate you, but you've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags."
John C. Reilly: "Yeah, I got them from the '70's, '80's and '90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine."
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Mens' bathroom stall. Usually rank.
I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine
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The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.