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Toad In The Hole

Toad in the hole is an English name for meat, sausage or lamb cutlets baked in batter. It is also an egg sautΓ©ed in a hole cut from a piece of bread and a traditional British dish that consists of sausages in Yorkshire pudding mix.

I might cook myself toad in the hole tonight.

by kingmustard May 4, 2005

106πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


toad in the hole

The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.

I thought we were having sex but I guess I just have a toad in the hole.

by beeyebickiebuy March 28, 2006

102πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Toad in a hole

When the willy goes in the vagina

Last night I had toad in a hole. Louise gave me fish fingers too

by Fish Fingers February 25, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Toad in the hole

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.

β€œNice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) β€œNo Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) β€œhmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) β€œAw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) β€œOh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”

by Duckfartsoup May 1, 2020

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Toad-in-the-hole

When you drop a big, fat steaming stool into a cavernous cunt. Thus, making the shit resemble the sausage in a toad-in-the-hole.

I made a spiffing toad-in-the-hole with your mother last Sunday. The parson enjoyed it very much.

by Captain Butt Soup December 15, 2017

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Toad in the Hole

When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.

Wow, Donald Trump really gave ole Stormy Daniels a Toad in the Hole.

by GFMercy October 5, 2018

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Toad in the hole

A funny term and a food

Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž