code name for girls who smell as good as they look
That freshman is just like toe fungus.
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When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
A day to celebrate your toe fungus.
HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.