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tom joned

Alternative rhyming slang for owned or pwned
Originately used by Revo whilst playing on CS, usually used by gamers, sarcasticly or out of pure excitement.

(voiceover): m-m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ll-l
+left | pet4#^: TOM JONED!

by rev00b May 28, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom Jones

To Watch/Obtain gay porn on your mobile device.

Are you watching Tom Jones?

Tom Jones really turns me on.

I LOVE TOM JONES!

by Amahopeless April 9, 2011

74๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom Jones

First man to bring prostitution to the US
Also a huge party held once a year.

Dude did you go to Tom Jones?

by Tennyson May 3, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom Jones

a very good artist who is loved by all gangstas g's such as 50 cent and snoop dog are all to be qouted as saying 'any1 hu does not lyk the rhymes of tom jones is no gangsta because he is ill.
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on

gangsta elder: listen to the bars of master Tom Jones and you will become a true gansta my son
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son

TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays

by deane October 15, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom Jones

some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.

Tom Jones was part of my birth story. xD

by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 10, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom Jones

Extremely hungry / extreme hunger.

I have not eaten since breakfast. Tom Jones na ko!

by Terpits August 9, 2007

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