took a shit

When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.

I was drag racing when my transmission took a shit, the gears shot right through the pan.

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took a shit

Went out of business permanently

I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.

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the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

Who took a shit in your vagina?!

Used when someone is being extra shitty.

Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!

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Smells like Godzilla took a Shit!

1.) A term describing something or someplace smelling so horrible, it permeates throughout the area(s) of the place.

2.) Something smelling really really bad.

3.) Unpleasant smells that are impossible to escape.

4.) Something that smells poopy or eggy like ass, fart, or human waste.

1.) "My uncle's cow farm filled the air with cow waste, it was if Godzilla took a shit."

2.) "The smelly men's restroom smelt like Godzilla took a shit!"

3.) "JEEZ THIS PLACES STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

4.) "Damn man! Somebody dropped a stink bomb in our school hallway. Smells like Godzilla took a shit or whatever the hell it is!"

5.) "CLEAN THAT DAMN KITTY LITTERBOX! IT SMELLS LIKE GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT!"

6.) "The dirty kitchen full of funky garbage and dirty dishes and uneaten foods along with the scraps smelt like Godzilla took a shit."

7.) "Dude! Those tacos you ate are so bad, by the time you use the bathroom it's gonna smell like Godzilla taking a shit!"

8.) "The dirty car smelt like Godzilla taking a shit!"

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I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.

Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)

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Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.

After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.