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blood poisoning that happens when you leave a tampon in for too long
(from tuckermax.com)
Jez “Well, one time, my sister was having problems with her vagina too. Things were feeling weird, and it was that time of the month, but she wasn’t bleeding much, and she went to the gynecologist. The Ob/Gyn pulled out her tampon, but she had already had one in, and then pulled ANOTHER one out. She was walking around with three in there!”
Tucker “How did she not get toxic shock? I know if I was a girl I would worry about that constantly. Whenever I have a girlfriend I worry about it for her. Toxic shock is scary.”
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A sick nasty finishing maneuver in a new jersey backyard wrestling federation. It is a Modified Schwein into a complete shot.
DAMN! HAZARD MASHED HIM UP WITH THAT SIGNATURE TOXIC SHOCK!!
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God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.
"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."
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The Toxic Shock Method is when you stick a metal object into an outlet and then proceed to put it in someone's ass or pussy. This method is for those willing to take it to the next level.
I love to use the Toxic Shock Method when my boyfriend isn't satisfying me.
When a girl uses a single tampon for the entirety of their period. Then once the bleeding stops, they ring it out over ice cream and eat it.
Girl 1: Oh man i'm so glad my periods over.
Girl 2: Yeah, now I can make a Toxic Shock Sundae!
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