Random
Source Code
Random
Reach your fist up into another's anus, quickly grasp whatever you can, pull the goodies out of that b-hole and quickly stuff it up into the girl's vagina. Rinse. Repeat. Turkey dinner.
I totally gave Amy a Turkey Dinner last night, stuffed and baked that sh*t before I sent her home...
27👍 11👎
While having anal sex the man cums in the other person's butthole. Than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out semen and feed to female.
Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"
Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"
Bob: "Sick bro!"
11👍 11👎
A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."
I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!
11👍 13👎
Step one: Stuff the Turkey- stuffing and a wooden spoon are required for this step. As all great turkeys are stuffed first, you must make your woman a great turkey. You have to start with loading her asshole with stuffing, the wooden spoon is needed to really get it in there( avoid her cryis for hel, it means she likes it.)
Step 2: Set oven to 350- in this step you are required to fart, but this is no average fart this is a very heated fart. This is a very delicate process because if you don't quite heat the fart up enough, your lady friend might not come at the right time.(taco bell is helpful to heat the fart up)
Step 3: Add the Gravy- If Taco Bell was consumed to help for the last step, this step will be a piece of cake. You will need to take a shit that is very runny and very fluidy on your lady friends chest. Rub it around. It cannot be a solid shit. This will destroy the process and you'll have to restart.
Step 4: Time to fry the turkey- this process is very painful for the both of you, but it has to be done. You must stick boiling frier oil in the females vagina and fuck her while its still in there.
Disclaimer: if there are any 3rd degree burns, vicious wounds and of fatalities it is not my fault. This was created by Bill Gates in an Applebee's Kitchen on thanksgiving night
-Hey I heard you and Julie has The Turkey Dinner, how did it go?
- She died...
3👍 3👎
a guy stands while getting blown, while the girl (performing said act) looks up making eye contact, flaps arms like a turkey (example: chicken dance), and makes "gobble-gobble" moans. the guy proceeds to provide his "stuffing", amidst topping off the end of the meal with a "gravy" topping.
On thanksgiving day, Jillian gave a turkey dinner to Jordan, an avid fan of hearty stuffing and gravy.
6👍 11👎
When you insert two fist into a woman's vagina. She has to be placed into a special position in which her legs are up in the air, while you ram the shit out of her vagina.
Rusty gave Jackie a turkey dinner. No one knows if she survived.
5👍 11👎
having sex in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.
wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.
lady blackwell: Thank you. Why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.
2👍 7👎