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When a person is so fat that they have a large bulbous fat deposit hanging over their genitalia which in turn looks like an ass in the front. Sometimes there is even a defined crack that runs all the way from the belly button to the lower back.
Hey, I hear you hooked up with old two ass last night. Man that chick is fat.
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When two people are always seen together
Helmi and Elli are two asses in one underwear
A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.
"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
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guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man
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Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.
"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."
A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!