TWS

Texting While Shitting
when you're taking a big dump and you text other people who are taking big dumps

(texting convo)
Deb: I am SO TWS right now
Grace: dude, sames!
Deb: great minds think alike!

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TWS

Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.

Nick: TWS Announcement: I didn't eat any corn!
Chris: Sick.
Nick: Just kidding, I DID eat corn.

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TWS

TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.

Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.

'Gah fuck! She's TWS'ing everywhere'

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TWS

Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.

Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.

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TWS

Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA (public displays of affection)

Adam: So, did you have fun with Greg and Sarah today?

Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time

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TWS

Totally Wickedly STONED. well medicated.

"Dude, I was TWS last night after the party!!"

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TWS

"TWS"- otherwise known as "Trump Worship Syndrome", is a condition in which a person suffers from an inability to see any fault or flaw, no matter how true, in Donald J. Trump.

It is the polar opposite of "TDS", Trump Derangement Syndrome.
A person with TWS seemingly swapped Jesus Christ for Trump without even realizing it.
There is a spectrum of TWS ranging from slight to severe.
They seem to be hypnotized and delusional.
Mental gymnastics are their favorite sport.
No matter what he does that contradicts the reasons they voted for him, they fabricate a reason, say it's part of his plan to take down the deep state criminals, and use it for justification.

I would go on..but honestly, my mind can't even fathom and come up with the kind of

twisted, delusional insanity that these people believe and belt out.

*BREAKING NEWS*
Donald Trump just shot an unidentified man in the middle of 5th Avenue!
Person with TWS: "He's playing 4D chess, you need to trust the plan and have faith in the God Emperor.
Trump is our savior.

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