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typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

by none January 15, 2004

333๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


typewriter

The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."

by english.muffin July 31, 2012

38๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Typewriter

An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda

gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing

by Cuzzin Itt Uv Da Swamp January 21, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


typewriter

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.

"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"

by Sally Joe November 18, 2007

107๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


typewriter

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?

by letusbeus December 2, 2006

374๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


typewritering

when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.

Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.

by helooaliiix June 18, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

102๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž