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The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.
"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"
That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.
Me: "Unf I want him in me."
Mojo Jojo: "Table day?"
Me: "Yep."
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"You can sleep me under the table any day"
-zeroNine
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its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼
"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"
On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00
Tom:I’m gonna throw a table
Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class
Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today
Teacher:oh shit here we go again
At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything
Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled
rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"