Taco Bell Wings

Taco Bell Wings, wings that were invented by famous world-renowned restaurant Taco Bell. For you to be so down bad to go out of your way to purchase these (because, let's be honest. You have to drive at least 15 minutes to your nearest one.) and to actually "enjoy" these abominations also means you like to study for your tests. You stating you could ever actually enjoy these "wings" is like going to an open mic and the guy on stage has frosted tips and he keeps talking about "Gymtok". It has to be ironic, otherwise i'd rather not of known you enjoyed them if we were put in the same room or met at a wedding, and it better not be your opening line. Just keep it to yourself.

Lisa: I was thinking maybe for lunch we could grab some Taco Bell Wings?
Frank: It's just cheaper to die.
Or-
Josh: Bro, you wanna grab Taco Bell Wings?
Tim: Yeah, but first lets head to Walgreens and get that liquid Tums stuff, we'll need it.