Taco Hoarder

The fat friend that always tags along with your group of "real" friends. The taco hoarder's goal is to see how much free food he can get off the other people in the group.

Tom: So... you going to finish that burrito,George?
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.

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