Taco Johns

A Mexican (or more specifically, Tex-Mex) fast-food restaurant located primarily in the Midwest region of the country.

Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.

"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"

"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."

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Taco John

When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.

Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed

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taco johns

for those of you who dont know what taco johns is, take a papa johns pizza, cover with lettuce cheese and ground beef, fold, and enjoy.

-Adult Swim

Dear adult swim,
which is better?
taco bell?
or taco johns?

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taco johns

The type of shit you take after eating Mexican food.

Andrew: Hey, want to go get some Taco Bell?

Kelton: Not tonight, I don't want to get the taco johns.

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