Taco Syndrome

Taco Syndrome is an experience felt by certain people to insatiably spam fellow members of a community, whether it be superiors or colleagues. The symptoms can be, irrational thinking, excessive messaging and eventual dislikement by everyone around said person. Side affects are mostly results leading to a social deprecation or worse.

Old Samuel has serious Taco Syndrome.

taco neck syndrome

A permenent crook in the neck (usually tending to stick at a 45 degree angle to the left or right) due to the over-eating abuse of hardshells tacos. The unnaturual exertions placed on the neck due to the "crunchy taco eating bend" develop into taco neck syndrome.

Reports have shown that cases of taco neck syndrome have been developing more and more frequently in instances of use with Taco Bell's new crunch wrap supreme, as well.

Shaquille O'Neal exhibits acute taco neck syndrome in his free throw shooting.

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Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome

Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).

Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.

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Taco Syndrome

When you are alone in a room with a Taco, and you are afraid Taco will hurt you.

Don't be ridicules, there is no Taco in the room. Are you having a Taco Syndrome?