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A super hero with a mustache, diguised as a taco that uses his taco powers to repel evil.
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"Has your new boyfriend got a big dick?"
"Oh, he's a taco man, so we use a strapon"
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Hiding outside the Taco Bell drive through and stealing someone's food when the employee hands it out the window. when running away it is necesary to yell "TACO MAN!!!"
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Short hispanic dude whos chilling with the platoon
Hey Branch you are a tiny taco man.
when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina.
Also called a mangina
"I thought I was gonna bust a gut when that wack job in Silence of the Lambs danced in front of the mirror admiring his man taco."
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when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass
jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice