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Tactical sex

Having sex whilst waiting to do something else to avoid boredom.

John: "The pizza won't be here for about 30 minutes."
Mary: "Do you wanna have sex?"
John: "Great plan! That's tactical sex, that is!"

by godzilla13 January 26, 2012

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Tactical Sex

Having sex as quitely as possible, in order to avoid being caught. Can involve turning games or music up to otherwise extreme volumes. Also known as ninja sex.

Dude, my mom's girlfriend was upstairs, so we had to have tactical sex instead.

by Midnyteshadow May 23, 2010

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Urban Assault Tactic Sex

Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.

I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.

by chazz michael michaels00 September 1, 2011

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Tactical Beach Sex

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)

Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!

by Chippy Boy September 30, 2015

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