The daddiest daddy and God of the gays, Oscar winning director and overall creative genius
Person 1: “Taika watiti could ruin my life and I would thank him”
Person 2: “I would go down on him in a closet if he wanted to”
Person 3: “I would go into immediate cardiac arrest if I found out he and his wife were polyamorous. I’m begging you Taika, please give me a chance.”