Taint Misbehavin'

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as The Brown Derby.

On the way to grandma's house Amy and I were involved in an auto accident. When asked for our statement by the officer, Amy calmly explained that we were Taint Misbehavin'. We were not cited for causing the accident.

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