Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.

The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

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