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When a man rubs his balls on one's face starting from the chin to the forehead and violently clubs said forehead with the head of his dick.
Sensei GeBall: Last night my special lady friend asked me to surprise her with something special. So I had her close her eyes and gave her a Taiwanese Tea Stamp!
The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.
After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.