Take a sweater

What concerned parent's say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. Then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don't it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.

Mother dearest: "Oh Danny, don't be ignorant and take a sweater."
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"

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