taken care of

when my friend got in deep with the mafia, they came to his house late at night and now he's wearing cement shoes in the bottom of a lake.

friend
-Dude wheres jack?

me
-he owed money to the mafia now he's taken care of.

friend
-Oh... I call his car

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Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

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