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When you'd rather be getting pounded for 5-7 minutes than out shopping with your wife.
"Man, Trader Joe's was awful Sunday. I'd rather be taking dick than step foot back in that place again."
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This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.
To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.
TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??
Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.
**Hot Girl leaves**
Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??
Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
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Male Lingo Reference to someone (male or female) whose appearance generally suggests that he/she possess exceptional skills at pleasuring a dick
"Man, I know she seemed nerdy in class, but let me tell you bro, that girl can take a dick."
"Did you see that girl behind the counter?"
"Yeah, and I bet she can take a dick."
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Being able to sustain the male penis hitting it from the back at least in and out three times
I love taking dick from the back he hit it at least 3 times
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Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.
Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
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Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.
He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!
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The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
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