Taking a Tub

Another way of saying "taking a bath@

"Where are you going?"
"It's been a stressful day, I'm taking a tub, just gonna relax"

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Taking a tub

When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.

"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"

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