take him to the stacks

A term implying sexual actions are desired between an employee and a non-employee, usally a patron, in a public library.

Primarily used among femals, although it is not limited to them, as a sort of code term when a coworker, boss, or patron is in listening range.

My coworkers and i made this up when an average looking guy came to check out some books and we didnt want our uptight boss to know we were tailking about fucking him in the dark and dusty stacks of books that no one even knows exists.

ME: That blonde guy was in, AGAIN.
COWORKER: I dont know which one. Is he hot?
ME: Well, I'D take him to the stacks.

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Take him to the stacks

A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.

That patron is so hot, I'd take him to the stacks.

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Taking their stack

Taking their stack refers to when one individual or group takes the possessions of someone else/ group. It can be used in any context not just materialistic such as when you effortlessly outsmart someone in a game or competition, leaving them with nothing but a metaphorical stack of defeat, while you bask in the glory of victory and maybe even a little smugness.
An example: Two individuals (are negotiating a contract with two sporting clubs, one offering $50,000 net and another offering $55,000 gross. They don't check properly and go with the $55,000 contract. These two individuals tell their mates about the first club offer and decide to take the $50,000 contract. The original two individuals soon realise gross mean before tax leaving them with a mear $35,000. In this case the second two people "took their stack"

we took their stack
we love taking their stack