Talbott

Usually a ginger. Doesn't know how to speak their mind or share their feelings. Is usually intelligent, good looking and good at sports. Is socially awkward when it comes to talking to girls. A pro at making excuses and beating around the bush. Tries to make everything as difficult as possible so it becomes impossible. Can't seem to get over their ex's. Only likes ratchet girls.

Guy 1: "See that ginger over there?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's definitely a Talbott"

Girl 1: "He keeps making up excuses not to hang out with me"
Girl 2: "Don't waste your time, he's such a Talbott"

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strobe talbott

a strobe talbott is a joint smoked on a golf course, during regulation play.

Golfer 1: Dude, you're OB. That's a one stroke penalty. You can't hit shit today.

Golfer 2: Yeah - but watch me hit this Strobe Talbott.

21👍 5👎

Gary Talbott

A teenager who still believes that s/he is 6 years old. They usually still play with action figures and play Pokemon.

I used to be such a Gary Talbott but then I disovered masturbation and Facebook.

59👍 39👎