Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."
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an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.
Man Seth's got a nice Taliban Tan, you can't even see his necklace.
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Taliban Tan: An Australian slang to describe Toyota paint colour Sandy Taupe or Toyota Beige. Often referenced to the excellent work the colour has done for the Taliban.
βThat mad cunt drives a Taliban Tan 79 Series.β
βHis Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tanβ