Talking in cursive

A classy way of saying that you are drunk and slurring.

I'm not slurring I have more class than that. I am talking in cursive.

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Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

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