Tall John

Believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it's lack of liver and gag reflex. Is capable of getting more ass than a toilet seat.

There was a Tall John at my party, it drank all the Nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.

tall john

non existant creature

hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.

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