Tarken Garken

When you tark so hard that you start to gark.

I tarked so hard last night. I’ve been garking all day. I think I have tarken garken.

Tarken

Tarken, a boy who has completely fallen in love with you but will constantly refuse the opportunity to become a ‘couple’ with you.

Girl 1: “So I’m getting together with a guy named Tarken, he’s so sweet.”
Girl 2: “Oh so you mean your gonna get close and nothings gonna happen.”