Sleeping with a larger woman in Ohio and having to use your "lightsaber" to "cut" them open and keep warm.
Hey Man. I was freezing last night.
It was? I was "Taun-Tauning" a chick to keep warm.
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Sucking the fun out of something you love
Oh God. Belinda just totally Taun Tauned honey for me, apparently it'd just bee sick
Whaddup girl I know we just met but I wanna do it Taun Taun style
When you're all up in someone's guts
Whaddup girl I know we just met but I wanna do it Taun Taun style