Taxi Roulette

When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout

"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"

The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!

Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!

Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?

Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!

(Taxis come flooding back to the office)

Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!

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