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When ever a young hot girl presents herself fully nude in front of your person and is willing to have sex with you, and you walk away.
When Scot went to the party and the hottest girl took him up to her room he decided to pull a Taylor Rogers and walk away.
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Apart of the band Queen
Sexist drummer alive
Babe magnetic
Bowed down to by musicians everywhere
me: did you listen to that Roger Taylor drum solo
friend: no
me: get out of my house
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Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.
A certified sex symbol.
Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.
Also his high notes are ridiculous.
friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.
me: girl me too, tf?
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drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.
i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.
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The best drummer ever, singer, and an absolute legend. Drummer of Queen, the most amazing band ever. Sex icon, beautiful smile, BTW before Queen became Queen his band was called Smile and he was with Brian May and Tim Staffell. Looks like Santa Clause at his age (70). Fun facts: he threatened to lock himself in a cupboard until Freddie said his song I’m In Love With My Car could be on the b side of their album A Night At The Opera, he accidentally sent a sex tape to one of his fans instead of the demo for Breakthru, he looks prettier than me and I’m a girl in his appearance in I Want To Break Free. Okay thanks for reading and I hope he knows I would die for him.
Me: Do you like Roger Taylor??
Friend: No...
Me: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE THEN!!!!!!
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A legendary drummer from the rock band Queen. His works have gone from the drums to back-up singing and is noted for his incredible voice range (Noted as the highest Galileo in Bohemian Rhapsody). Also is known for hating drum solos as they are boring to him. Even in his old age, Roger managed to tour with Brian May as they teamed up with vocalist Paul Rodgers during the Queen and Paul Rodgers tour.
Roger Taylor is indeed a legend.
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"aaaaaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Roger Meddows Taylor, 1972
he is also the drummer for queen but who cares
Guy 1: hey did you see the song My Fairy King
Guy 2: bruh you're an old grandpa but ok
Guy 1: a famous quote from Roger Taylor is on there
Guy 2: what is the quote
Guy 1: "aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"