Tea Slush

Similiar to tea bags, but involving much more choking than is necessary. It is the result of a deeper, more aggressive testicle maneuver. Victims rarely sleep through such desecration, and often wake with violent sounds and throbbing pain.

After Chrissy had too much to drink last night, I gave her a fat Tea Slush as a friendly reminder to take it easy next time.

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