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The nicer way to describe a friend with benefits or fuck buddy or the incident of a friend coming over for sex only.
Tom came over for tea and biscuits last night.
My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
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When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
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cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.
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"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
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The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.
Damn! You’ve got them Rich Tea Biscuit Lips, it feels like I’m getting slop off a 90 year old.