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Squashy small empty tits like a marshmallow teacake
The integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
In a bakery :-
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
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sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum
wow sarah you look like a teacake!
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Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.
a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?
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The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit
Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
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To take part in the act of Teacaking.
He Teacaked the picture.
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To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.
"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."