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A gay Man. Comes from how gay men stereotypically carry themselves, one hand on the hip the other out looking like the spout of a teapot. Like the dance that goes with the children's song "I'm a little teapot short and stout".
Bystander: Wow that guys a total teapot.
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A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
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A member of the so-called Tea Party who spews the most outrageous nonsense with complete conviction.
Derived from the combination of Tea Party and Crackpot, not that they can be seperated in any way.
Alternate spelling T-pot.
Did you see that Teapot Christine O'Donnell on Bill Maher's show?
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Teapot is when a girl/guy gives you a blowjob while you’re doing squats
Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice
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One of the Suzuki GSX-F range of motorbikes, so called because the early models looked like teapots.
GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.
Yank: "I got me a Katana!"
Everyone else: "No, seppo, you've got a Teapot."
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Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).
Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."
Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."
"That guy is such a teapot."
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Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?
Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.
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