tearer

dats another word used instead of da cops.

Those {tearers} pulled over us last night.
When those {tearers} where uspecting us we had to start speaking slangs.
{tearers} should learn to have mercy on ppl sometimes

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ball-tearer

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.

"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."

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Tongue Tearer

noun:

A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.

Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.

A tongue tearer can also be used to tear off other body parts.

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time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

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