Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

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