Ted’s Spread

In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.

Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...

Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading